Stupid phrase #1.
The phrase "Nvm you don't understand" or "nvm you wouldn't understand" I mean....seriously....if you're gonna bother saying something like that..why bring up the topic in the first place? It makes no sense whatsoever...at all...nada. Plus...when people say this...do you feel left out? like seriously, I mean, I don't know if that's the entire point of saying this, but it kinda makes you feel bad! If you're one of those people who says this all the time, do you get a kick out of it or something? cuz if you do...I suggest some serious therapy O_o
Stupid phrase #2.
The phrase "you have NO idea"...this phrase makes me go "..." because honestly, most of the time, when people say this...you really do have the idea! You really do get it! but for some reason, they have this image of them being smarter, so therefore you don't get it! o_o whattheheck right? I mean...I guess it makes sense if you really don't get it, but most of the time...that's the wrong assumption. People who say this somwhow twist their words so that you don't get it eventually..in the end anyway. like they deliberately change their idea so you don't get it! Maybe I'm wrong but...whatever.
Stupid phrase #3.
the phrase "don't worry about it" ok. well. it's not really a stupid phrase per se but... I really don't see the point. saying that phrase is just just like telling a small curious child to "not look into the box" or whatever (bad anolgy...I know), but anyway is it just me being stupid, or when people say "don't worry about it", doesn't that make you...wory about it?! I feel like whoever says that is explicitly avoiding that topic to make you curious...I know sometimes that's not the case, but it does make you curious...doesn't it? Or am I just weird...
Stupid phrase #4.
when people ask you "why weren't you there?" I mean, I feel like shouting "YOU KNOW WHY I WASN'T THERE. STOP RUBBING IT IN" because the reason usually is, 1. you weren't invited, or 2. you had better, more important things to do that day at the time. If the case is #1, then I just think the people are being jerk-ish because usually...after they ask, they describe, in minute detail EXACTLY what happened, what they did, and how much fun it was! =D at those times...I usually stop talking to them (is that mean of me?) because that really bugs me, and I mean REALLY bothers me.
Stupid phrase #5.
Ok, this one, again, isn't really stupid...it's just pointless "GUESS WHAT?" mean, seriously! DO PEOPLE EVER REALLY GUESS? Because usually...when people say "GUESS WHAT" it's something you'd never guess...you'd spend days trying to figure out exactly what it is they're trying to tell you. So no one ever guesses anyway. I see no point in saying "GUESS WHAT?!?!??!" at all >_>
Last thing, this isn't a phrase, actually it's a lack of a phrase. I hat it when people don't say bye after chatting or talking to you. I guess it could just be me being the selfish pig I am, but it bothers me! because usually saying bye signifies that the conversation meant something, however small that meaning was, so if people don't say "bye" I feel like...what, did you think this 5 minutes of talking was worth nothing? really? I just wasted 5 minutes of my life for nothing? I COULD'VE BEEN PLAYING POKEMON!!!! =D (...not really) but I could've been doing something more worthwhile! Anyway again, this is probably just me being selfish and whatnot, but I just had to say that (since you'd never actually say that in real life >_> ...I hope)
Well...enough is enough I think I've gotten rid of most of my pent-up energy...for now. If you've read this and just think all of what I've said is stupid...good for you, at least I've wasted a minute or two of your life :) and that makes it worthwhile for me...jk. You KNOW I'm jk right? but really, if you think this is all stupid, good for you! you don't complain about stuff half as much as I do, and that's a good thing!
Well.
Bye! =P
